Mr. March, 2018 – Josh Loomis


What would be your advice to underclassmen concerning high school?

Don’t let words bring you down. It’s high school. People will talk about you, sadly. People will criticize you. Don’t get wrapped up in the shizzle. You gotta doing what you believe in, you gotta stay true to yourself, and keep moving forward.

What quote best describes your outlook on life?

“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.” -Wayne Gretzky

What’s your favorite pick-up line?

The one Brandon Searles used in Manuary about Justin Timberlake. Jk.

If you could pick anyone besides you to win, who would it be and why?

Matt Murgo. He’s really got those moves like Jagger.

Why should we choose you to be Mr. Washington TWP 2018?

Because I’m good enough, I’m smart enough and doggone it…people like me!

What cartoon character do you relate to the most?

Hades from Hercules.

Childhood aspiration vs. current aspiration?

Childhood: Get through elementary school.

Current: Get through high school. Make it to college.

What is your hidden talent?

I can peel a banana with my big toe, then eat it with my feet.

How has the Mr. Washington Township nomination changed your (everyday) life?

It’s made me busier.

How do you want to be remembered at WTHS?

I want to be the guy who can always bring a smile to someone’s face. Life’s a whole lot better when we can laugh.

What’s your favorite movie and why?

Probably Jurassic Park. I really…love…dinosaurs.

If you could change the school mascot, what would it be?

A dinosaur.

If you could address any issue the world faces today, what would it be?


If you had the chance, what would you change about yourself?

My head size. I look like a lego.

If you could live anywhere besides the US, where would it be?

Australia. They got those Koalas.

What teacher at WTHS has had the most impact on your high school career?

Mrs. Molotsky. She’s been around watching me grow for years, has always supported me, and has always pushed me. She’s taught me a lot.

If you could bring three things with you to a deserted island, what would they be?

My hats, my flannels and some cannolis.

What are your aspirations and plans for after graduation?

I will be heading to North Central University in Minneapolis, Minnesota to study and major in Children, Youth and Family Ministry. I am looking to eventually become a Youth Pastor or Counselor.

If you were a superhero, what would your name and superpower be? What would your greatest weakness be? 

I’d be Mr. Nice Guy. My superpower would be “caring too much”. My weakness: “caring too much”.

If you could create a class at WTHS what would it be?

Time Management lol

What’s your favorite animal?


If you could have any kind of accent, what would it be?

Canadian so no one will ever know if I am mad at them or gimme a Bahstan accent so I can Pock the Cah in the Yod.

What’s your favorite ice cream flavor?

Either Cookies N Crème or Banana. I know.

Describe your dream vacation:

Okay, so it basically entails the entire senior class getting on a plane and going to Disney World. Yep.

What is the number one thing you look for in a significant other?

She’s gotta like Piña Coladas and long walks in the rain.

Describe your dream date:

Going to Hobby Lobby after getting some ice cream.

Who is your favorite fictional character?

Jay Gatsby.