Mr. February – Dylan Bauer


If you had to pick anyone beside yourself to win, who would it be? 

I would probably pick Eddie Tobler or Thomas Tait because I know they’re both very involved in many school clubs and activities which I think is an important characteristic of a Mr. WT. 

What are your future plans? 

My future plans are to work for Netflix, then create my own film studio and other businesses along the way. I want to get rich, have fun, and give back with my money. 

What was your memorable high school experience?  

My most memorable high school experience was making a TikTok with Mr. Strout and then getting a ride from him in his golf cart for a Wake-Up TWP episode. 

If you could give one piece of advice to underclassmen, what would it be? 

Don’t be afraid to take risks and have fun, live life to the fullest. because in the end you’ll only ever regret the things you didn’t do rather than the things you did. 

Why do you best represent Washington Township? 

I work hard almost every day inside and outside of school to create entertaining and hopefully funny videos for our school’s morning announcements show called Wake-Up TWP. I enjoy being able to provide the necessary announcements to everyone in the school. As well as running mine and Joe Parrise’s skit show called “Township Tips” where we try our best to entertain and give people a laugh in the morning to brighten their day! I believe that this is a strong and admirable virtue of a Mr. WT candidate, someone that is there and supportive of their school and classmates! 

What TV show or movie character are you most like? 

The Wolf of Wallstreet, Jordan Belfort, because like him I always try to benefit and make the best out of even the worst situations. Except for the whole money laundering part. 

What’s your go to Wawa order? 

Panini, Cheese Pretzel, Mixed Berry Smoothie. 

Favorite TV show? 

The Mandalorian 

Favorite Movie? 

The Irishman 

Favorite music artist? 

Mac Miller 

If you could only listen to one album for the rest of your life? 

Swimming by Mac Miller because he’s one of my favorite artists. 

If you could give yourself one superpower, what would it be? 

The power of flight so I could travel anywhere. 

If you were stranded on an island what are three things you would bring with you to survive? 

I would bring a boat and two paddles. 

Most inspiring teacher that had an impact on you? 

Mrs. Dirato my TV Production teacher has had the biggest impact on me. She pushes me to work hard every day while letting me express myself creatively in any which way I choose which is something I respect greatly. I have learned so much and have enjoyed learning in her class. 

Favorite subject? 

TV Production 

If you had to spontaneously give a 20-minute presentation, what would it be? 

I would give a presentation on film and the aspects around it because I’m pretty well educated and passionate about the subject. 

Dream car? 

Tesla Model X 

If you could visit one foreign country, what would it be? 


If you could only live in one place for the rest of your life, where would it be? 

South Korea, but like dangerously close to North Korea because I wanna live on the edge. 

What’s your favorite pickup line? 

If you were a transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine. 

What’s your hidden talent? 

I can make a mean grilled cheese. 

If you can change lives with someone for a day, who would it be? 

I would change lives with Elon Musk because he’s really rich and I could spend a couple billion on the hugest party ever. 

If you won a million dollars, what would you spend it on? 

If I won a million dollars, I would raise an army of ostriches. 

Which charity did you choose? 

The charity I chose is called PanCAN, which stands for the Pancreatic Cancer Action Network. I picked this charity because within the past 8 years I lost two of my grandparents to this cancer. It’s one of the worst and most aggressively spreading cancers out there. I want to be able to raise money and support this charity to honor my grandparents Robert and Roseann Cinalli along with the thousands that die each year from this horrible illness.