Mr. May, 2017 – Matt Pisauro


What charity have you chosen to represent?

I represent NHS, they are a service that aids families in need as well as those with disabilities. Autism education is also a big part of NHS which is im portant to me for I was diagnosed with Asperger’s syndrome, a form of autism.

What would be your advice to underclassmen concerning high school?

Be yourself and regret nothing.

What quote best describes your outlook on life?

“I have no idea what I’m doing, and that’s kind of how I like it”

Favorite pickup line?

I can disappoint you in so many ways.

If you could pick anyone other than yourself to win, who would it be?

Gat, because he never fails to make me laugh.

Why should we choose you to be Mr. Washington Twp 2017?

I know a lot of Spongebob quotes.

What cartoon character do you relate to the most?

Plank from Ed, Edd, and Eddy.

What is your hidden talent?

My longest “yeah boii” is 52 seconds.

Has the Mr. Washington Township nomination changed your life?


What is the number one thing you look for in a significant other?

Her KD ratio black ops 2

How do you want to be remembered at WTHS?

The kid with the money suit.

Favorite Movie?

Inside Out

If you could change the mascot, what would it be?

Batman because he’s dope.

If you could address any issue the world faces today, what would it be?

The world is round. Read a book.

If you had the chance, what would you change about yourself?

I’d make myself a lot less weird.

If you could live anywhere other than the US, where would it be?

Great Britain or Canada because they are the most similar to America which is objectively the greatest country in the world.

What teacher at WTHS has had the most impact on your high school career?

Madame Kathy Hudak for making a class that I’m terrible at fun.

What person in your life has had the most impact on you as a person?

My little sister Ava. Though at times we aren’t each other’s favorite people, I’d be lying if I didn’t say she has taught me what it means to have strength and perseverance.

If you could bring three things with you to a deserted island, what would they be?

David Grosmick, pop tarts, and an ax because the manuary grind doesn’t stop.

What are your aspirations and plans for after graduation?

Graduate from LaSalle University with a major in communications, then work my way up the corporate hierarchy and create a buddy cop show with an overarching plot and character development, then sell-out after 9 seasons.

If you could be any kitchen appliance, what would you be?

I’d be a waffle maker because who doesn’t like waffles.

Favorite video game?

Overwatch or Super Mario 64

If you could create a class at WTHS what would it be?

AP How to not say stupid stuff

If you could have any kind of accent, what would it be?

I would have an Italian Brooklyn accent so I can be a paisan.

Favorite ice cream flavor?

Birthday cake.

Describe your dream vacation:

Going to Alaska with the bros

Describe your dream date:

We hangout, don’t talk nor touch, and look at memes.

Who is your favorite fictional character?

Lou Pickles from Rugrats.