Mr. September, 2017- Vito Roselli

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What charity have you chosen to represent?

I am representing the Lupus Foundation of America. Lupus is a horrible disease with no known cure. My aunt died of the disease before I was even born. I hope to raise awareness for Lupus.

What would be your advice to underclassmen concerning high school?

Go to as much free food stuff as possible.

What quote best describes your outlook on life?

“I’m satisfied and proud of the things I did – even the bumps and the bruises that I’ve had on the way. You fall, you get up, you brush yourself off and you keep going. And that’s what we’re doing.” – Gucci Mane

Favorite pick up line?

Hey… if you were a pirate would you want your parrot on this shoulder (taps closest shoulder) or this shoulder (places arm around on shoulder).

If you could pick anyone other than yourself to win, who would it be?

Richard Fox. He is a legend. The guy dresses nicer on the average Monday than I probably will at any point in my life. He is also a good person and is always fun to be around.

Why should we choose you to be Mr. WT 2017?

Good question. The obvious answer lies in the definition of you, which is me. Who is me? As Descartes said, “I think, therefore I am.” As well as the famous “To be or not to be.” From Shakespeare. Our greatest thinkers agree that self is all inflection. So to answer the question, yes.

What cartoon character do you relate to the most?

Johnny Bravo, because I’m jacked.

Childhood aspiration vs. current aspiration?

As a kid, I wanted to be famous and make a lot of money. Currently I just want to make it through each day, and pray my card doesn’t get declined when I go out.

What is your hidden talent?

Groundhog catching. Caught two of them in a week with my bare hands.

Has the Mr. Washington Township nomination changed your life?

Not really, aside from having to dance more in a week than I would like to.

What is the number one thing you look for in a significant other?

A face.

How do you want to be remembered at WTHS?

Just as a relatively good guy that tried to make moments positive.

Favorite movie?

The Other Guys

If you could change the mascot, what would it be?

A grizzly bear. They are tough.

If you could address any issue the world faces today, what would it be?

Burrito prices are too high. Pretty soon many people will not be able to enjoy a nice panch burrito due to prices. This burrito inflation must be addressed.

If you had the chance, what would you change about yourself?

I’d make myself a better dancer.

If you could live anywhere besides the US, where would it be?

The moon, because it would be cool to say I live on the moon.

What teacher at WTHS has had the most impact on your high school career?

Mr. Holmes. He sparked my interest in chemistry for two years.

What person in your life has had the most impact on you as a person?

My mom. She is always pushing me to do my best, and stay on top of everything, while being the best person I can.

If you could bring three things with you to a deserted island, what would they be?

A bench press, can’t miss chest day, a fishing pole, and a cage (for obvious reasons).

What are your aspirations and plans for after graduation?

I plan on attending the University of Delaware in the fall and majoring in chemistry.

If you were a superhero, what would your name be and what would be your greatest weakness?

Scruff McBuff, and my greatest weakness would be cardio.

Favorite video game?

2k, I cross anyone up.

If you could create a class at WTHS what would it be?

how to not procrastinate 101

Favorite animal?

Grizzly bears

If you could have any kind of accent, what would it be?

I would have a Jamaican accent; they sound cool.

Favorite ice cream flavor?

Mint, it goes great with everything.

Describe your dream vacation:

So I’m sitting there on a beach, chilling in a beach chair that has the perfect amount of recline and a cup holder. In the background Jimmy Buffet is playing. The seagulls aren’t like New Jersey seagulls. Instead of stealing my food, I’d have seagulls bring food to me (after washing their hands), so I don’t have to get up. Then I would just sleep and eat for the whole time.

Describe your dream date:

So it starts on a brisk night. Maybe in September. Not cold, but cool. I pick her up promptly 15 minutes late. I approach her home to walk her to the car. I’m underdressed. She is properly dressed. I take her to a restaurant which was not preplanned, so 20 minutes of time is needed to decide where. The waiter asks if we’re ready to order. She does not hesitate to say we’re ready. Real food is ordered, no salads. Cut the extra stuff out. Let’s get right to it. The waiter brings me my food. I’m here for the food. I needed company to not look weird. She understands this. Perfection. No words are spoken while food is on the table. Finally, I pay for the check, and we find a horse to ride as opposed to my car. We ride our horse together, to the beach, where we enjoy a moonlit horse trot on the coast line. Here we’d morph into eagles, and fly away into the night.

Favorite fictional character?

Spongebob, easy.