Mr. July, 2018 – Brandon Searles


What would be your advice to underclassmen concerning high school?

They always say “high school goes by in the blink of an eye” but just don’t blink…

What quote best describes your outlook on life?

“Before I do anything, I ask myself, ‘would an idiot do that?’ and if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing”

-Dwight Schrute

What’s your favorite pick up line?

Hey you dropped something!


Your standards. Hi, I’m Brandon

If you could pick anyone besides you to win, who would it be?

Brandon Hickson because we both have the same first and middle name so we’re basically the same person. And we went to a Justin Timberlake concert together so that’s the deal breaker for me.

Why should we choose you to be Mr. Washington TWP 2018?

I’m the humblest person you’ll ever meet.

What cartoon character do you relate to the most?

Mike Wazowski

Childhood aspiration vs. current aspiration?

Spiderman. And that still applies today.

What is your hidden talent?

I am pretty much the human version of the app Shazam

How has the Mr. Washington Township nomination changed your (everyday) life?

Now all I have to do is call up my assistants to get a cup of coffee for me.

How do you want to be remembered at WTHS?

My goal is for everybody to sigh when I walk into the 30 year high school reunion.

What’s your favorite movie?

I can’t ever decide between The Hangover or Mall Cop but they both make me lol

If you could change the school mascot, what would it be?

Jimmy McSweeney.

If you could address any issue the world faces today, what would it be?

Wendy’s stopped selling milkshakes and absolutely nobody cares. And no, frostys are not an okay substitute. Try eating a frosty and driving.

If you had the chance, what would you change about yourself?

My eyesight

If you could live anywhere besides the US, where would it be?

France because they still have a Disney theme park. The only reason I’m still in the US is because we have two.

What teacher at WTHS has had the most impact on your high school career?

Without Mrs. Reardigan I probably would’ve never moved on from freshman year.

If you could bring three things with you to a deserted island, what would they be?

Chip, Penny and Used Napkin. All the friends I need.

What are your aspirations and plans for after graduation?

Go to Rowan and study Communications/Radio TV Film, move to Hollywood and become the next Ryan Seacrest. If all else fails, I will make a one hit wonder Christmas song, live lavishly with all the money I make from the song and never be heard from again.

If you were a superhero, what would your name and superpower be? What would your greatest weakness be?

Iron Man. I can remove wrinkles from ANY article of clothing.

Greatest weakness: stains

If you could create a class at WTHS what would it be?

Anything as long as Bob Byatt comes out of retirement to teach it

What’s your favorite animal?

Capybara. Name another animal that can just chill next to a crocodile. If you ever need a friend, the capybara is there for you, ready to listen.

If you could have any kind of accent, what would it be?

Whatever Benedict Cumberbatch has

What’s your favorite ice cream flavor?

Birthday Cake

Describe your dream vacation:

Going on a road trip with a bunch of friends in an RV only to stop at all the cheesy tourist attractions like “World’s Largest Bottle of Ketchup”


Who is your favorite fictional character?

Jim Halpert from The Office because he taught me everything I know